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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

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fellatioutboy:

I HAD TO TALK INTO A MICROPHONE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF TODAY SO MY DIRECTOR COULD FIND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE SOUND SYSTEM AND PEOPLE WERE COMING IN AND OUT OF THE THEATER AND LISTENING TO ME RECITING THE LYRICS FROM PANICS ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY

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fangoriaaa:

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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